|Ladies of the Evening|
|Season 2, Episode 2|
|Air date||October 4, 1986|
|Written by||Barry Fanaro|
|Directed by||Terry Hughes|
|End of the Curse||Take Him, He's Mine|
After having the house fumigated, Dorothy, Rose and Blanche take a planned trip to see a Burt Reynolds show in Miami. Sophia, on the other hand, cannot attend. But the girls decide to visit a hotel bar before they go and unbeknownst to them it is place of prostitution. This girls land in jail when the police come to arrest the prostitutes.
- Burt Reynolds as Himself
- Rhonda Aldrich as Meg
- Peter Gonneau as Walter
- Tony Swartz as John
- Amelia Kinkade as Hooker # 1
- Ursaline Bryant as Hooker # 2
- Peter Jason as Policeman
- Peter Gonneau as Waiter
- Phil Rubenstein as Exterminator
- Rhonda Aldrich as Meg
- Ron Kapra as Hotel Manager
- Ron Michaelso as Carl
- Suanne Spoke as Girl in lobby
Exterminator: You have silverfish and waterbugs in the drainage areas, and under the baseboards structure, you have blateria andropoulous.
Dorothy: Did you hear that Rose? The President of Greece lives under our baseboards.
Exterminator: Blateria andropoulous is a cockroach.
Rose: Maybe he'll be voted out next election.
Dorothy, Rose and Blanche have just been chatted up by two men who have mistaken them for prostitutes.
Dorothy: 'Girls who will take their money?' Do you know what he thinks we are?
Dorothy: No, Rose! Hookers!
Rose: It's always a man with you, isn't it Blanche? Men and sex, sex and men!
Prostitute: Hey! There's nothing wrong with being career-oriented!
Rose: (to Blanche) It's your overactive sex drive that got us this mess! Who picks a hotel because of all the men in the lobby?
The prostitutes all raise their hands.
Dorothy: Hey... you wanna fight with somebody, you fight with me. I did time in Attica.
Prostitute in Jail: Attica's a *men's* prison!
Dorothy: I know. I was there a year before they found out.
Prostitute in Jail: [backing down] Sorry, chief. Didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.
Blanche: Dorothy, that was amazing, how did you do that?
Dorothy: I taught in the public school system. It's really not that different.
Dorothy: (after Sophia arrives at the jail) Ma, thank God you're here!
Sophia: Arrested for prostitution, I can't believe it!
Blanche: Sophia, we're innocent!
Sophia: I know that! I can't believe these dumb cops would think anybody would pay money to sleep with you!
Blanche: My God, you're Mr. Burt Reynolds!
Burt Reynolds: I hope so, or else I have the wrong underwear on.