Take Him, He's Mine was the third episode of Season 2 of The Golden Girls TV series, also the 28th overall series episode. Directed by Terry Hughes and written by Terry Grossman, it originally aired on NBC-TV on October 11, 1986.


Dorothy decides to hand her ex Stan over to Blanche to comfort him in his depressive state. Needless to say, afterward Dorothy learns that both of them go out quite often now and Dorothy becomes completely jealous of this taking place. On the other side, Rose and Sophia join sides to sell sandwiches to compete with others in their designated location.

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Sophia Petrillo: Rose, let me give you a few lessons in economics. Lesson one: quit being an idiot.
Rose Nylund: Ok.
Sophia Petrillo: Lesson number two: the law of supply and demand. Before you supply the sandwiches, you demand the money.
Rose Nylund: Ok.
Sophia Petrillo: Lesson number three: quit being an idiot.

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