The Artist
Season 3, Episode 13
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Air date	19 December 1987
Written by	Christipher Lloyd
Directed by	Terry Hughes
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PlotEdit

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose each secretly pose nude for a Hungarian sculptor who will unveil the statue at an art show at the museum. Meanwhile, Sophia brushes up on practical jokes to get back at a prankster at the Senior Citizens Center.

Guest CastEdit

• Laszlo - Tony Jay
• Victor - Monte Landis

NotesEdit

• Episode number - 64
• Production code - 065
• The background shot during the closing credits features Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche on the couch looking on at Laszlo (off-screen) as he compares sex and artistry.

QuotesEdit

• Blanche: Dorothy, you're a mess!
• Dorothy: I just spilled orange juice on myself.
• Blanche: Oh, really? I didn't notice that

• Blanche: Dorothy, there it is. The statue.
• Dorothy: Oh, this is so exciting!
• Blanche: I can't wait to hear that crowd gasp, when they lift up the sheet and see me there.
• Dorothy: I think you'd be used to that by now Blanche.

• Sophia: Who's Laszlo?
• Rose: He's a Hungarian sculptor we've all been posing nude for.
• Sophia: (looking chagrined) In the future, a simple "none of your business, Sophia" will suffice!

• Rose: Dorothy, was Sophia naked just now, or does her dress really need ironing?